Thursday, March 4, 2010

Labiaplasty. AH.

Wednesday nights on ABC tend to lead to some serious couch sloshing.
New Inventors followed by Spicks and Specks, the IT Crowd and Hungry Beast (and if you're up for it At the Movies).
Last night was no exception.
New Inventors gave us the wonders of a sheep shearer's back problems and the ShearEzy. It's like a baby change table, except for shearing sheep. I just want them to use wipes and talcum powder to give the sheep that soft-as-a-baby's-bum aftershave feeling.

Spicks and Specks invented in a new bike for their peddlin' the record game (I'm not sure exactly what it's called) and the IT crowd let us know 'the internet' is actually a very light little metal box which is permanently atop Big Ben.

But the highlight of the evening was Hungry Beast's special on Labiaplasty. It is plastic surgery's excuse for female genital mutilation.
I am so sorry.

I watched that while eating samosas loving deep fried by my housemate. They will never give me the same satisfaction ever again.

Also, if you have the guts google 'Vajdazzling'.


  1. Haha I had did that a few weeks ago (looked it up I mean not the actual Vajdazzling :P )... Weirdest idea ever. like EVER.
    Love you Emmy
    <3 Tess

  2. When I first the word all I could think was Liza Minnelli gyrating her gooch around, and there being sparkles. Lots of sparkles.